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Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

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Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

The essay portion of my AP World Lit test in high school… It was so bad I still laugh about that shit… “Basically, all of the lessons Hamlet learned during this play, would have been more beneficial if he hadn’t DIED at the end of it with everyone else.” I figured that it’s so bad anyways, maybe they’ll at least get a laugh out of it?

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wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass







We all want to be model

Why did they put clothing on a refrigerator?????

see it’s funny because I’M BIG and REFRIGERATORS are BIG. it’s a joke, do you get it? because refrigerators are big. and i am also big. the joke is based on the comparison between the two. because, you see, refrigerators are large.

and get this

i am ALSO large.

and furthermore, refrigerators are known for how much space they take up. and, if you’ll notice, i do too. 

both of us are big, so it’s funny

do you not

why aren’t you laughing yet?

because, see me? i’m big. like a refrigerator

it’s funny because we’re the same

i don’t know how i can make this any clearer

two things are big: one is a refrigerator, and the other is me

ugh this humor is too sophisticated for you

The outfit was cute, but then I scrolled down and the response was so amazing. You are fantastic.

bow to the queen

her eyeliner game so sharp she don’t even need to slay your sorry ass

See and then here’s me scrolling down and going “Fuck she’s adorable!  Damn she be rocking that look.  Screw the haters because for one second the thought “Oh she’s bigger (Or whatever)” didn’t even cross my mind.  Idk what’s wrong with society, but seriously, you can come over and help me with fashion, hair and makeup any day you want, plus your sense of humor and flawless use of sarcasm makes me think we could have a blast.

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