We all want to be model
Why did they put clothing on a refrigerator?????
see it’s funny because I’M BIG and REFRIGERATORS are BIG. it’s a joke, do you get it? because refrigerators are big. and i am also big. the joke is based on the comparison between the two. because, you see, refrigerators are large.
and get this
i am ALSO large.
and furthermore, refrigerators are known for how much space they take up. and, if you’ll notice, i do too.
both of us are big, so it’s funny
do you not
why aren’t you laughing yet?
because, see me? i’m big. like a refrigerator
it’s funny because we’re the same
i don’t know how i can make this any clearer
two things are big: one is a refrigerator, and the other is me
ugh this humor is too sophisticated for you
The outfit was cute, but then I scrolled down and the response was so amazing. You are fantastic.
bow to the queen
her eyeliner game so sharp she don’t even need to slay your sorry ass
See and then here’s me scrolling down and going “Fuck she’s adorable! Damn she be rocking that look. Screw the haters because for one second the thought “Oh she’s bigger (Or whatever)” didn’t even cross my mind. Idk what’s wrong with society, but seriously, you can come over and help me with fashion, hair and makeup any day you want, plus your sense of humor and flawless use of sarcasm makes me think we could have a blast.